saMAN Already Replaced Lindsanity???

Was Lindsanity LOLhan in fact truth-telling when she posted on her Twitter last Friday that "being cheated on does wonders to you"????? 

Spies spotted saMAN at the now-infamous Charlotte Ronson party at the Chateau Marmont last week "clearly with another woman — somewhat of a Lindsay look-alike, but with very dark hair." 

We smell trouble!

The source added, "They sure looked very cozy, if you know what I mean." 

A friend of Ronson's also reported someone named "Cindy" matching the description of the Lohan look-alike leaving saMAN's pad on Sunday. 

Could the source who snitched be LOLhan, perhaps????

We wouldn't put it past her!!!

Angelina Jolie is Poncho Pretty

Angelina Jolie keeps warm in a fur-trimmed poncho with matching Russian hat, on the set of her new movie Salt in New York City’s Staten Island on Tuesday (April 7).

Wonder if she rode the Staten Island ferry into work… Naaaaahhhhhh!

Angelina, 33, has been busy shooting the espionage thriller, in which she plays Evelyn A. Salt, a rogue CIA agent who tries to clear her name after being accused of being a Russian sleeper spy.
Salt is due out in theaters July 2010.

Speidi Doing What They Do Best

Well, we already know that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are total famewhores, so it's no surprise that when caught out eating by the paparazzi yesterday, the wannabes used the opportunity to promote Heidi's "music".

Which is fine.

The only thing that really grosses us out is their face sucking.

Get a room!

Fat Guy In A Little Coat

Gossip Girl producers are fuming over Ed Westwick's hard-pAArtying ways!

A solid diet of booze and possibly other pAArty favors have been named the main culprits in Westwick's ever expanding waistline!!

Coke bloat, y'all! 

"Ed has been gaining a lot of weight — not just around the waist, but through the whole body," a GG snitch tells In Touch Weekly. 

Producers are appalled at the idea of heartthrob Chuck Bass morphing into a rotund Chuck Lard-Ass! 

"First, the costume department had to buy him new, bigger pants. Then, his shirts and jackets got way too snug. The costumers even requested that producers talk to Ed — they don’t want Chuck to be fat!" 

Ouch!

Halle Berry Stuck in Harper’s Bazaar Bubble

Halle Berry in the best looks to sparkle in this season for the May 2009 issue of Harper’s Bazaar. The 42-year-old actress talks sex, motherhood, and her (much-younger) man. Check out the beautiful bubbly photo spread and snippets from the great interview:

Tell me how you keep your mojo. I have a 33-year-old man. That’ll keep your mojo mojo-in’. 

Do you ever go on a food binge? I like Doritos. I’m usually watching The Biggest Loser eating Doritos.

You, Obama, and [your daughter] Nahla are biracial. What does that mean to you? Nahla will grow up in a completely different America. Obama is someone who’s more like her than not, who shares her history. Hopefully she’ll grow up in a world where it’ll be easier than I had it. I had a rough time. I was accused of stuffing the ballot box for my high school prom-queen election because they couldn’t believe the only black girl in the school won. 

Check out the full Halle article at HarpersBazaar.com.

Leighton Meester Singing… Again!

the gossip girl star is at it again!

Leighton Meester wants to be a singer, and - in a page out of the Heidi Montag school of business - she has "leaked" a new song on the Internets.

The tune is called Birthday, and we actually like it. But, it's hard to tell if she sings well or had a little "help" in the studio.

What do U think???

R-Patz is Gross!!!!

Twilight star Robert Pattinson is featured in the new issue of Dossier Journal.

And…

1) He's pictured smoking - yet again. That's so not cool!

2) He couldn't be bothered to shower (greasy hair), shave (stubble) or get a manicure (hello dirty fingernails)!

Gross. Gross. Gross.